Information Leaked On Top Secret Snooker Tournament In Athens, Greece

There are only a few days left for the launch of the famous snooker tournament to take place in Athens, Greece, by the renowned “V. Snooker Association.”

Following years of endless research, and although the meaning of the initial “V” still remains a mystery, we managed to get a hold of some exclusive snippets of information from an anonymous source.

As expected, the exact date, the event’s venue and the players names are regarded as “highly classified” information. The so-secret details are such that the table, the cues and the balls have a specially-designed self-destruction mechanism, which will activate exactly 30 minutes after the winner is honored with his trophy!

Rumor has it that apart from international sport names such as Dennis Taylor, Cliff Thorburn and Joe Johnson, globally respected Greek politician Vasilis Leventis will also attend the tournament representing the Greek state.

Security issues are under the supervision of special secret agent Lesley Nielsen and will be enforced by martial arts expert Steven Seagal.

Sponsors of the event are well respected catering and wine enterprises.

Tourism Ministry officials made the following statement: “We are working together with the authorities in order to locate the organizers and open this tournament to the public. Events like this can drive waves of tourists to our country”

Please note that this information will also auto-destruct together with the table, the cues and the snooker balls.